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How Gay Marriage Actually Does Cause Hurricanes
Written by Chicken
A lot of people I know (and by “people I know,” I mean “people on Facebook and Youtube who I’ve never met and actually don’t want to very much”) have been saying that all of the hurricanes and earthquakes that have happened lately are because of God being angry that gay marriage is happening. That’s pretty nuts!
Oh, don’t get me wrong. Gay marriage totally causes hurricanes. It just doesn’t have anything to do with religion.
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Chicken and Moose Start a War (Don’t Ask Don’t Tell)
Written by Jamie Maurer
Chicken incites a violent conflict between red and white wine, while Moose argues with a curmudgeonly bottle of Merlot.
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The Top 5 Fictional Gay Soldiers
Written by Moose
The Wachowski siblings (creators of The Matrix) have been developing a sci-fi-flavored war movie/gay romance entitled Cobalt Neural 9. It sounds kind of awesome! And this might very well be the most mainstream effort to address the topic of openly gay soldiers in fictional media, despite it being a hot-button issue (what with the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell).
Until Cobalt climbs its way out of development hell, here are a few other examples of “out” soldiers from movies and more.
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Nyan Moose (Nyan Cat Parody)
Moose goes on a magical adventure in space, which he instantly regrets.
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Chicken and Moose Meet Jethro Troll
Our heroes set out in search of an elusive Woodstock-like concert, and run into a mysterious, carnivorous stranger.
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Lollipop Chainsaw is Sweet, Campy Fun
Lollipop Chainsaw, a new hack-and-slash video game developed by Suda51, recently debuted at both the Gamescom and PAX game conventions. And it looks… interesting.
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3 Surefire Ways to Fix the Economy
So how about this economy, guys? I hear that it’s not doing very well. This is a big deal, too, because a lot of important places are going out of business! I was walking yesterday and the ice cream store that used to be by my house wasn’t there anymore! Moose says that that wasn’t an ice cream store, it was an ice cream truck and it only comes on Thursdays, but Moose doesn’t understand the subtleties of economics.
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Why is Rebecca Black Still Famous?
It’s so weird how the Internet works sometimes. And no, Chicken’s weirdo article about cyberspace isn’t what I’m referring to. We all remember the “Friday” video, right? It happened, what, last month? Yesterday? Twelve seconds ago? It’s so hard to keep track of all of the terrible things that happen on Youtube, and in the world.
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How The Internet Works (According to the Media)
The Internet is awesome! I’m using it right now! I don’t understand exactly how the Internet works, but from all of the movies and TV shows about the Internet that I’ve watched, it has something to do with cyber. I’m not sure what cyber is either, but it doesn’t seem like it has very good graphics.
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How to Survive a Modern Horror Movie
Are you camping in the woods, hanging out in a creepy house, or having a slumber party with your scantily dressed peers? Are people dying at an alarming rate? Congratulations! You’re in a horror movie! Or you’re a witness to some sort of terrible tragedy. Either way, my sincere condolences.
Cameron
Chicken
