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  The 5 Scariest Music Artists Ever

   Written by Chicken

  I love listening to music! Tiny DJ always plays the best music and we have awesome dance parties. Moose never wants to dance because he just doesn’t understand the appeal of bagpipe techno.
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  Jonathon Sharkey: The Republican Vampire

   Written by Moose

  I wouldn’t consider myself an especially political moose. I know that there was something called the Bull Moose Party a while back, but without even doing any research, I’m guessing that there weren’t any actual moose in it. Point is, I’m not a Republican. But if I were, I think that I would most likely not vote for Jonathon Sharkey.
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  An Insane Chicken’s Guide to Essential School Supplies

   Written by Chicken

  Hi guys! So Moose tells me that around this time of year, a lot of people are going back to school! I’ve also been considering going back to school because I don’t always understand the words that Moose uses (like “insane”). But whether you or your kids are attending high school, college, or a treehouse with the word “school” written on the side (like me!), it’s important to make sure you have all the right school supplies.
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  Why Dragons are Totally Sweet: A Dissertation

   Written by Moose

  Contrary to popular belief (or at least Chicken’s belief, which he shouts at me on a fairly regular basis), dragons do not actually exist. Such outlandish creatures exist only in the realm of fantasy. Take it from me, a talking moose. But (and I can’t believe I’m even saying this) Chicken is right about one thing: dragons are pretty awesome.
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• Gone Fishing…with a Tiny DJ?

   Written by Jamie Maurer

  Moose tries his hand at reeling in a big one, but just ends up getting reel annoyed.

• Fun in the Sun with Laser Crabs

   Written by Jamie Maurer

  Moose just wants to relax on the beach, but Chicken has other plans. They involve crabs. And lasers.