Nutz & Boltz – Some fun from Metalimagination.com

A lot of people I know (and by “people I know,” I mean “people on Facebook and Youtube who I’ve never met and actually don’t want to very much”) have been saying that all of the hurricanes and earthquakes that have happened lately are because of God being angry that gay marriage is happening. That’s pretty nuts!

Oh, don’t get me wrong. Gay marriage totally causes hurricanes. It just doesn’t have anything to do with religion.
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So how about this economy, guys? I hear that it’s not doing very well. This is a big deal, too, because a lot of important places are going out of business! I was walking yesterday and the ice cream store that used to be by my house wasn’t there anymore! Moose says that that wasn’t an ice cream store, it was an ice cream truck and it only comes on Thursdays, but Moose doesn’t understand the subtleties of economics.

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The Internet is awesome! I’m using it right now! I don’t understand exactly how the Internet works, but from all of the movies and TV shows about the Internet that I’ve watched, it has something to do with cyber. I’m not sure what cyber is either, but it doesn’t seem like it has very good graphics.
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I love listening to music! Tiny DJ always plays the best music and we have awesome dance parties. Moose never wants to dance because he just doesn’t understand the appeal of bagpipe techno.
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Hi guys! So Moose tells me that around this time of year, a lot of people are going back to school! I’ve also been considering going back to school because I don’t always understand the words that Moose uses (like “insane”). But whether you or your kids are attending high school, college, or a treehouse with the word “school” written on the side (like me!), it’s important to make sure you have all the right school supplies.
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