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Chicken and Moose Start a War (Don’t Ask Don’t Tell)
Written by Jamie Maurer
Chicken incites a violent conflict between red and white wine, while Moose argues with a curmudgeonly bottle of Merlot.
Nyan Moose (Nyan Cat Parody)
Written by Jamie Maurer
Moose goes on a magical adventure in space, which he instantly regrets.
Chicken and Moose Meet Jethro Troll
Written by Jamie Maurer
Our heroes set out in search of an elusive Woodstock-like concert, and run into a mysterious, carnivorous stranger.
Gone Fishing…with a Tiny DJ?
Written by Jamie Maurer
Moose tries his hand at reeling in a big one, but just ends up getting reel annoyed.
Fun in the Sun with Laser Crabs
Written by Jamie Maurer
Moose just wants to relax on the beach, but Chicken has other plans. They involve crabs. And lasers.

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Q.
I‘ve been single for three years and just can’t seem to get a date. How can I find the love of my life?
Kyle
A.
The dating world can be a complicated and frightening place. But don’t panic! Potential suitors can smell fear. It’s not a good smell. It’s like old coleslaw. So be confident!

You should spend lots of time in places where you’re likely to meet people with similar interests. For example, if you enjoy history, hang out in some Incan ruins! Or a museum, I guess. That might be less expensive, and you’re slightly less likely to run into evil spirits.

Sooner or later, you’re bound to attract the attention of someone who shares your passion for ancient Andean civilizations, which personally I don’t really understand and is frankly starting to become grating. You should really try to branch out.

Bessie

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