• The Top 5 Fictional Gay Soldiers

    The Top 5 Fictional Gay Soldiers

     Written by Moose

    The Wachowski siblings (creators of The Matrix) have been developing a sci-fi-flavored war movie/gay romance entitled Cobalt Neural 9. It sounds kind of awesome! And this might very well be the most mainstream effort to address the topic of openly gay soldiers in fictional media, despite it being a hot-button issue (what with the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell).

    Until Cobalt climbs its way out of development hell, here are a few other examples of “out” soldiers from movies and more.

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  • Lollipop Chainsaw is Sweet, Campy Fun

    Lollipop Chainsaw is Sweet, Campy Fun

     Written by Moose

    Lollipop Chainsaw, a new hack-and-slash video game developed by Suda51, recently debuted at both the Gamescom and PAX game conventions. And it looks… interesting.
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  • Why is Rebecca Black Still Famous?

    Why is Rebecca Black Still Famous?

     Written by Moose

    It’s so weird how the Internet works sometimes. And no, Chicken’s weirdo article about cyberspace isn’t what I’m referring to. We all remember the “Friday” video, right? It happened, what, last month? Yesterday? Twelve seconds ago? It’s so hard to keep track of all of the terrible things that happen on Youtube, and in the world.

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  • How to Survive a Modern Horror Movie

    How to Survive a Modern Horror Movie

     Written by Moose

    Are you camping in the woods, hanging out in a creepy house, or having a slumber party with your scantily dressed peers? Are people dying at an alarming rate? Congratulations! You’re in a horror movie! Or you’re a witness to some sort of terrible tragedy. Either way, my sincere condolences.

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  • Jonathon Sharkey: The Republican Vampire

    Jonathon Sharkey: The Republican Vampire

     Written by Moose

    I wouldn’t consider myself an especially political moose. I know that there was something called the Bull Moose Party a while back, but without even doing any research, I’m guessing that there weren’t any actual moose in it. Point is, I’m not a Republican. But if I were, I think that I would most likely not vote for Jonathon Sharkey.
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  • Why Dragons are Totally Sweet: A Dissertation

    Why Dragons are Totally Sweet: A Dissertation

     Written by Moose

    Contrary to popular belief (or at least Chicken’s belief, which he shouts at me on a fairly regular basis), dragons do not actually exist. Such outlandish creatures exist only in the realm of fantasy. Take it from me, a talking moose. But (and I can’t believe I’m even saying this) Chicken is right about one thing: dragons are pretty awesome.
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