• Bessie

     Bessie

    Bessie is the resident advice columnist for Nutz & Boltz. She’s very thoughtful and understanding. She also speaks from a great deal of experience, since she has spent several years eating grass in a field.
    Check out all of Bessie’s helpful advice, and send her your own questions!

    Likes: Helping people, Justin Bieber, grass
    Dislikes: Pro wrestling, bad wine, robots

    • Leave a Reply

Meet the Characters

More Characters

Blog Categories

Ask Bessie

  • Q.

    My vacation plans fell through for Labor Day and most of my friends will be out of town. Any fun ideas for things to do close to home this weekend?

    Ashley

  • A.

    It’s a rarely known fact that Labor Day was actually invented by greeting card companies. This is rarely known because it is untrue. Have you ever gotten a Labor Day card? Of course not. That would be silly. I don’t know why you brought it up.

    Anyway! There are plenty of things that you can do over a long weekend “staycation.” This is a great opportunity to get something done that you’ve been putting off for a while. I, for example, will be mowing my lawn. By eating it. Because I eat grass!

    But it sounds like you’re looking for something more recreational. Consider taking up a new hobby, such as badminton or time travel. Or visit your local aquarium! Be sure to taunt the hell out of those sharks. They deserve it.

    Bessie

Read More Advice