Nutz & Boltz – Some fun from Metalimagination.com

I‘ve been single for three years and just can’t seem to get a date. How can I find the love of my life?

Kyle

The dating world can be a complicated and frightening place. But don’t panic! Potential suitors can smell fear. It’s not a good smell. It’s like old coleslaw. So be confident!

You should spend lots of time in places where you’re likely to meet people with similar interests. For example, if you enjoy history, hang out in some Incan ruins! Or a museum, I guess. That might be less expensive, and you’re slightly less likely to run into evil spirits.

Sooner or later, you’re bound to attract the attention of someone who shares your passion for ancient Andean civilizations, which personally I don’t really understand and is frankly starting to become grating. You should really try to branch out.

Bessie