Some people would call Chicken “inquisitive.” Others would call him “eccentric.” Most of them would ask him to leave. Chicken is enthusiastic, easily distracted, and maybe more than he appears to be. No one’s exactly sure why his eyes sometimes glow red and his voice gets all scary, but it’s probably best not to question it.
Likes: Hanging out with Moose, ice cream, shiny colors
Dislikes: Clowns, socioeconomic inequality, yucky vegetables
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Moose is the voice of reason in an increasingly unreasonable world. At least, that’s what it says on his T-shirt. That he doesn’t wear. Because he’s a moose. Most of the time Moose just wants some peace and quiet, but he usually ends up with the exact opposite of those things.
Likes: Outdoor recreation, horror movies, folk punk indie rock
Dislikes: Reality shows, litter, hanging out with Chicken
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Bessie is the resident advice columnist for Nutz & Boltz. She’s very thoughtful and understanding. She also speaks from a great deal of experience, since she has spent several years eating grass in a field.
Check out all of Bessie’s helpful advice, and send her your own questions!
Likes: Helping people, Justin Bieber, grass
Dislikes: Pro wrestling, bad wine, robots
Cameron is a very important businesswoman. Her schedule is full of very important meetings and she drives a very expensive, important car (specially made for crabs). She can also shoot very important lasers.
Likes: Thai cuisine (non-seafood), stock options, synergizing
Dislikes: Downsizing, racquetball cheaters, melted butter
Jethro lives under a bridge, where he puts on rock concerts with Tiny DJ. Some people say that it’s all a ploy that Jethro uses to lure unsuspecting meals into his lair. Those people aren’t around anymore.
Likes: Singing, honey glaze barbecue sauce, posting on Internet forums
Dislikes: Goats, people who are not delicious
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