Nutz & Boltz – Some fun from Metalimagination.com

I’m recently unemployed and haven’t had much luck finding a new job. Do you have any tips for how I can find my way back into the workforce?

Tyler

When searching for a new employer, it’s important to make your resume stand out. My resume, for example, is handwritten in glitter pen and has a few of those puffy stickers on it as decorations. But you should customize your resume with your own personal style! Do you have any macaroni? Maybe you could use that!

The important thing to remember is that it’s not what you know, it’s who you know. Do you know someone who’s very well-respected in a field related to the job you’re applying for? Then you should recommend them for the job instead! They’d probably be much better at it than you.

Bessie