Fantasy & Sci-Fi

How The Internet Works (According to the Media)
Written by Chicken
The Internet is awesome! I’m using it right now! I don’t understand exactly how the Internet works, but from all of the movies and TV shows about the Internet that I’ve watched, it has something to do with cyber. I’m not sure what cyber is either, but it doesn’t seem like it has very good graphics.
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Jonathon Sharkey: The Republican Vampire
Written by Moose
I wouldn’t consider myself an especially political moose. I know that there was something called the Bull Moose Party a while back, but without even doing any research, I’m guessing that there weren’t any actual moose in it. Point is, I’m not a Republican. But if I were, I think that I would most likely not vote for Jonathon Sharkey.
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Why Dragons are Totally Sweet: A Dissertation
Written by Moose
Contrary to popular belief (or at least Chicken’s belief, which he shouts at me on a fairly regular basis), dragons do not actually exist. Such outlandish creatures exist only in the realm of fantasy. Take it from me, a talking moose. But (and I can’t believe I’m even saying this) Chicken is right about one thing: dragons are pretty awesome.
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Q.
I’m recently unemployed and haven’t had much luck finding a new job. Do you have any tips for how I can find my way back into the workforce?
Tyler
A.
When searching for a new employer, it’s important to make your resume stand out. My resume, for example, is handwritten in glitter pen and has a few of those puffy stickers on it as decorations. But you should customize your resume with your own personal style! Do you have any macaroni? Maybe you could use that!

The important thing to remember is that it’s not what you know, it’s who you know. Do you know someone who’s very well-respected in a field related to the job you’re applying for? Then you should recommend them for the job instead! They’d probably be much better at it than you.

Bessie

Nutz & Boltz – Some fun from Metalimagination.com