Nutz & Boltz – Some fun from Metalimagination.com

My vacation plans fell through for Labor Day and most of my friends will be out of town. Any fun ideas for things to do close to home this weekend?

Ashley

It’s a rarely known fact that Labor Day was actually invented by greeting card companies. This is rarely known because it is untrue. Have you ever gotten a Labor Day card? Of course not. That would be silly. I don’t know why you brought it up.

Anyway! There are plenty of things that you can do over a long weekend “staycation.” This is a great opportunity to get something done that you’ve been putting off for a while. I, for example, will be mowing my lawn. By eating it. Because I eat grass!

But it sounds like you’re looking for something more recreational. Consider taking up a new hobby, such as badminton or time travel. Or visit your local aquarium! Be sure to taunt the hell out of those sharks. They deserve it.

Bessie