How Gay Marriage Actually Does Cause HurricanesWritten by Chicken
A lot of people I know (and by “people I know,” I mean “people on Facebook and Youtube who I’ve never met and actually don’t want to very much”) have been saying that all of the hurricanes and earthquakes that have happened lately are because of God being angry that gay marriage is happening. That’s pretty nuts!
Oh, don’t get me wrong. Gay marriage totally causes hurricanes. It just doesn’t have anything to do with religion.
3 Surefire Ways to Fix the EconomyWritten by Chicken
So how about this economy, guys? I hear that it’s not doing very well. This is a big deal, too, because a lot of important places are going out of business! I was walking yesterday and the ice cream store that used to be by my house wasn’t there anymore! Moose says that that wasn’t an ice cream store, it was an ice cream truck and it only comes on Thursdays, but Moose doesn’t understand the subtleties of economics.
How to Survive a Modern Horror MovieWritten by Moose
Are you camping in the woods, hanging out in a creepy house, or having a slumber party with your scantily dressed peers? Are people dying at an alarming rate? Congratulations! You’re in a horror movie! Or you’re a witness to some sort of terrible tragedy. Either way, my sincere condolences.
An Insane Chicken’s Guide to Essential School SuppliesWritten by Chicken
Hi guys! So Moose tells me that around this time of year, a lot of people are going back to school! I’ve also been considering going back to school because I don’t always understand the words that Moose uses (like “insane”). But whether you or your kids are attending high school, college, or a treehouse with the word “school” written on the side (like me!), it’s important to make sure you have all the right school supplies.