Politics

  • How Gay Marriage Actually Does Cause Hurricanes

    How Gay Marriage Actually Does Cause Hurricanes

     Written by Chicken

    A lot of people I know (and by “people I know,” I mean “people on Facebook and Youtube who I’ve never met and actually don’t want to very much”) have been saying that all of the hurricanes and earthquakes that have happened lately are because of God being angry that gay marriage is happening. That’s pretty nuts!

    Oh, don’t get me wrong. Gay marriage totally causes hurricanes. It just doesn’t have anything to do with religion.
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  • The Top 5 Fictional Gay Soldiers

    The Top 5 Fictional Gay Soldiers

     Written by Moose

    The Wachowski siblings (creators of The Matrix) have been developing a sci-fi-flavored war movie/gay romance entitled Cobalt Neural 9. It sounds kind of awesome! And this might very well be the most mainstream effort to address the topic of openly gay soldiers in fictional media, despite it being a hot-button issue (what with the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell).

    Until Cobalt climbs its way out of development hell, here are a few other examples of “out” soldiers from movies and more.

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  • 3 Surefire Ways to Fix the Economy

    3 Surefire Ways to Fix the Economy

     Written by Chicken

    So how about this economy, guys? I hear that it’s not doing very well. This is a big deal, too, because a lot of important places are going out of business! I was walking yesterday and the ice cream store that used to be by my house wasn’t there anymore! Moose says that that wasn’t an ice cream store, it was an ice cream truck and it only comes on Thursdays, but Moose doesn’t understand the subtleties of economics.

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  • Jonathon Sharkey: The Republican Vampire

    Jonathon Sharkey: The Republican Vampire

     Written by Moose

    I wouldn’t consider myself an especially political moose. I know that there was something called the Bull Moose Party a while back, but without even doing any research, I’m guessing that there weren’t any actual moose in it. Point is, I’m not a Republican. But if I were, I think that I would most likely not vote for Jonathon Sharkey.
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